Had the ol'Chinese Buffet yesterday while on a road trip We had just returned from the buffet line when a nice couple and their kids came in and sat at the table right next to ours.
The children were about six and eight years old and I noticed the Mom was looking pretty dang shiny! 
The Dad got up to go the buffet with the Mom right behind leaving the two kiddo's at the table.
I sneaked a quick look of the back view of the Mother only to notice about four feet of toilet paper hanging out the top of her jeans and trailing behind her 
I poked OLD GAL to check out what I had discovered but so did the oldest kid now running, laughing and SCREAMING, "...MOMMY, THERE'S TOILET PAPER COMING OUT OF YOUR PANTS"!
Needless to say, everyone in the area were either snickering or barely holding back laughter like we used to do in church when we were kids...
They quickly returned to the table; the TP was gone and they seamed to finished they're meal rather briskly. 
I wouldn't look at OLD GAL at all because I knew I would lose it all over again.
OG
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