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I know why we have been having this problem with politically incorrect threads and locked threads and the like:
I've noticed that those causing trouble (including myself) seem to be living in places which are currently experiencing a temporary inclimate weather period known commonly as WINTER. We have been denied the stress relief provided by the sound of squeeling tires and the smell of gasoline, oil, and burnt rubber. Frankly, we're stressed out and are in need of therapy. Anyone who drives their cars as daily drivers and lives near us afflicted can help by letting us vent with your vehicle. Please e-mail us if you are willing to help. Perhaps meeting in a big open area like a parking lot would be the best and the safest method for both parties. Thank you.
Posts: 878 | From: Hoffman Estates, IL | Registered: Feb 2000
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Mark, I do have to agree with you on this one. I would sure be a lot nicer if I could just light up my tires once this next week!! I like my truck, but really now. For a car that has 30K in 1 year and 7 months, to not be driven in 5 weeks is ludicrous. We haven't had a winter like this in 4 or 5 years. Why, when I buy a car that hates snow, does it snow. I didn't think we let Murphy into NH!! I am going to put a 44 mag in Murphy if I ever catch him!
Posts: 5946 | From: Litchfield, NH, USA | Registered: Feb 2000
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Your threat to Mr. Murphy is unwarranted and extremely forbidden. It doesn't matter if he's not real! You forgot to say that you were kidding. (see section 4A, Article 121, of the SLP PC Handbook)
Don't let it happen again or you will be banned from spending money on your car with certain performance parts manufacturers.
Posts: 878 | From: Hoffman Estates, IL | Registered: Feb 2000
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I am sure there is no ban on taking my money. And I give it to them happily! I may get spanked by Teri, but she knows me well enough!! I can make all the female remarks I want. I earned it. I have a wife and six daughters!! As far as Murphy comments, Live Free or Die says if I shoot him on the front porch I only have to make sure I drag him inside before the police get there. It is not a threat! It is reality!! I wanna drive my car. Whine, whine and more whine!
Posts: 5946 | From: Litchfield, NH, USA | Registered: Feb 2000
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Mmmmmmmmmm....wine. I think I'll open a nice bottle of Kendall Jackson Reserve Merlot tonight. Mmmmmm.
Posts: 878 | From: Hoffman Estates, IL | Registered: Feb 2000
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That's right Possum. Seems like you were keeping tabs on is all ehh? Glad there are no pictures posted!
Posts: 5946 | From: Litchfield, NH, USA | Registered: Feb 2000
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Sounds like winter insanity has finally set in, hang on, it's only two weeks til the Bud Shootout. That should help some of us snowbound critters hold out til the spring thaw
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