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Jim Mac
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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.

They stand at the bar drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the cowboys looks at her and say, "kin ya swaller?"

The woman shakes her head, no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.

The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.

The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver, but ain't never seen nobody do it."

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Jim Mac
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Hawkeye
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