>Little Johnny is at it again.
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The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm clever, that answer's mine!"The teacher asked, "Who said "Four Score and Seven Years Ago?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln,"
The teacher said, "Thats right, Susie, you can go."
Johnny was mad. Susie had answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, "I Have a Dream?" Before Johnny could
open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King."
The teacher said, "Thats right, Mary, you can go."
Johnny was even madder than before. Mary had answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said "Ask not, what your country can do for you?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John
Kennedy."
The teacher said, "Thats right, Nancy, you can go." Johnny was fuming. Nancy had answered first.
As the teacher sat down, Johnny muttered, "I wish those bitches had kept their mouths shut." The shocked teacher asked, "Who said that?"
Johnny jumped up and hollered, "Bill Clinton! See you Monday!"
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1998 SS - Black All Options - Mods
Whisper Lid, K & N, Lou's Short Stick, Shift Light, Skip Shift, SLP Y, Borla, 4:10's, BMR STB, SLP SFCs, Granatelli MAF, Hypertech III, 160 Stat, Mallory Billet Pedals, Metco Aluminum LCAs,Fast Toys Ram Air Mod, Spohn Panhard Bar, BMR Torque Arm, free EGR mod,power antenna, BMR LCA brackets, Gentex Temp/Compass Auto Dim Mirror, AllMaxx Strobe and Wig Wag, BAER Eradispeed rotors,PPC Headers with Random Technology Hi Flow Cats, BMR Drive shaft Loop,FAST 78MM Throttle Body, FAST 78MM Composite Intake, Mobil 1 & lots of Zaino.
Wife & Best Friend Mary - copilot.
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