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Something to mull overÉ

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loans officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.


Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loans officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies, "where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


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...cute...but are you sure she was a natural blonde...

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Which Rolls was it? $250,000 is a little on the high side...

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Love that! As a frequent parker in NYC, I can appreciate it. Went to the circus with the girls last saturday...parking for 2hrs - $37.50!

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