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SSHARKK
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How many of you have discovered the decadent joys of driving your SS with completely nude............................................................................................................................feet? No shoes, no socks, absolutely, buck a$$,naked, heels, soles and toes?

Do you think manipulating her dash knobs, stroking her through the gears and letting your hands slide gently around her steering wheel is a treat? Well guys, just wait until you feel her every little quiver when you ease up on her clutch. Or the absolute control you have when you "heel and toe" and the ball or your foot is massaging the brakes while the last three digits of your foot are playing the throttle like a fine piano.

I understand that in some states and countries barefoot driving is an illegal activity. I don't know the status of the law here in Florida, but the thought that you might get caught, just adds to the allure.

Every time I MUST drive with shod feet, it's like being forced to spend a weekend in a cheap motel with Hillary opposed to a week on a desert island with Brittany. You get to do the same things, but the difference in what it does to your soul is extraordinary.

Give it a try, which feels better, wrapped or unwrapped? Cast your votes here.

A4 owners, due to political correctness and the threat of law suits, you will be allowed to vote, but this being Florida, your ballots won't be counted. :}

Vote early and vote often.

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Arctic White/Gray Cloth
M6/Hurst Short Throw
Rear Window Defogger-a necessity.
CD Changer-an indulgence.

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KevinA
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I'm a porr lowly A4 owner, and love to drive with my shoes off. A friend of mine is a state trooper, and says no where in the NY lawbooks is driving bare foot mentioned, so it is legal

it's always good to have a friend as a cop.

FWIW, when I drove a stick all the time, I drove bare foot too. I left my shoes in my car. From home to work to home again. I only put my shoes on to go out somewhere!

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Mark IXZD 150
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HotWheelSS aka HTWLSS
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I like to drive barefoot and topless....................................

Topless refers to the car...................It's a convertible you perverts!

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SS2513
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I do it all the time when I take the car to the beach and don't want to wear sandals when I drive. It takes some getting used to but it is nice

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jimb0
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...I tried it...

...and by the time I got home I had to go and take a cold shower...



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Thom Mackesy
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I ain't tellin

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Steve_Winters
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I've been driving barefoot for years. I keep a pair of sandals in the car and in the truck for when I go to stores or other places that require shoes.

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OLD GUY
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I started doin' it 25 years ago.

At first, I experimented with it. I wasn't sure it was for me. Then, OLD GAL tried it and liked it right away.
Then, it was every weekend. We'd put the Moody Blues or Pink Floyd on...I felt kinda' comfortably numb. We were slipping into an area we shouldn't want to go.

But later, it even felt better. We wanted to stop. We wanted to do the right thing... we were getting hooked.

Finally, we realized that we were mommas and daddys and had to set an example. What would the kids say if they suspected or saw us?

We stopped...cold turkey.

Yeah, sure, we think about all the time but I haven't done it in many years. OLD GAL did it a while back which put her in a real good mood. It was almost like the old times. She later regretted it as it made her do other things she nomally wouldn't do. It didn't bother me though.

I wouldn't condone it but it sure was fun.

OLD GUY

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jimb0
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quote:
Originally posted by OLD GUY:
I started doin' it 25 years ago.

At first, I experimented with it. I wasn't sure it was for me. Then, OLD GAL tried it and liked it right away.
Then, it was every weekend. We'd put the Moody Blues or Pink Floyd on...I felt kinda' comfortably numb. We were slipping into an area we shouldn't want to go.

But later, it even felt better. We wanted to stop. We wanted to do the right thing... we were getting hooked.

Finally, we realized that we were mommas and daddys and had to set an example. What would the kids say if they suspected or saw us?

We stopped...cold turkey.

Yeah, sure, we think about all the time but I haven't done it in many years. OLD GAL did it a while back which put her in a real good mood. It was almost like the old times. She later regretted it as it made her do other things she nomally wouldn't do. It didn't bother me though.

I wouldn't condone it but it sure was fun.

OLD GUY


...it's even better if you use a bong...



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1991 Formula SLP350 A4
2001 Mitsu Eclipse GT A4
2001 Chevy Blazer ZR2 4x4
2002 SOM Trans Am Firehawk M6 #360


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OLD GUY
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Bong?

OG

quote:
Originally posted by jimb0:

...it's even better if you use a bong...




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2001SS
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quote:
Originally posted by OLD GUY:
Bong?

OG


I think he ment "Thong".

Rich...

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XLR8NSS
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wow! that sure got off the topic! I thought I was alone in my barefoot driving experience, but evidentily not!! I actualy have yet to drive the car with anything more than a pair of sandals, which I remove and put on the floorboard in front of the pedals. I have to say they made the pedal space for people with extra small feet of a pair of racing shoes. Its a cockpit for the feet to say the least! But if it feels goood? Doooooo Itttt!!!!!

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