Fbodfather
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Hey lissen up......you gotta cool it with the chopped horseheads in peoples' beds....the arm wavers at PETA are goin' ape (yeah, what else is new?)...so here's the scoop.....from now on, lose the horsehead....(which also makes the horse happy) and instead, you put a Mustang grille under the sheets....trust me...that's a whole lot scarier.....(I'd even freakin' scream..and you know the "don" don't never scream...)
Now about that incident with "Freddie the Ricer" on Staten Island......
Joey Red
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I'm sooooo dieing right now!!!! I just decided to drop in and check the board and low and behold ther you are. It was like a deep bellowing voice from above, "The Fbodfather speaks."
Oh yes that incident with Freddie the ricer. That was the time he was with that guy and the other guy. You know....them. the two of 'em. I wanted to send Eddie da Ram after him but he was too busy eating as usual. It looks I'm going to have to leave him a message. Maybe a box of Uncle Bens under the sheets. Whaddaya think? How about you meet me at my resturant "Fuggetaboutit" will dicuss this matter over some Broken Leg O Lamb. OHhhhh!!
Fbodfather
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So ChrisL....here's what I want you should do....we need to take "Pony Boy" for a little fishing trip, say, maybe just south of Montauk Point....and let him "feed the fish....."
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The Boston Blackie just wants to give his respect to the Fbodfather. But he gotta know why you look past him after all the loyalty all dese years. I love the Joey Red like my brudda but how come he gets all da good stuff? Just cause hesa hansum and a young?? Take a picture, pretty boy!
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Fbodfather
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Yeo, Goldilox!......the family would like to make you an offer you can't refuse.....
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Joey Red
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quote:Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977: He'll be sleepin wid da fish!
The Boston Blackie just wants to give his respect to the Fbodfather. But he gotta know why you look past him after all the loyalty all dese years. I love the Joey Red like my brudda but how come he gets all da good stuff? Just cause hesa hansum and a young?? Take a picture, pretty boy!
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quote:Originally posted by Fbodfather: So ChrisL....here's what I want you should do....we need to take "Pony Boy" for a little fishing trip, say, maybe just south of Montauk Point....and let him "feed the fish....."
nah boss, we got a new way now... over in Peekskill, dey got dis nuclear reactor thing. our cousin has the locals there.
anyway... we feed dah reactahs wid dah ponies and make electricity outta dem!!
Fbodfather
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quote:Originally posted by HTWLSS:
The family secrets are safe with me.................
by the way, when will our Yellow Camaro get delivered to us?
Hee hee!
WHAT??!!!???? So you are telling "the don" that you don't like Bright Rally Red (that's unlike notbright joey red) (sorry, joey, couldn't resist....) and that you would rather have a yellow bird???? This displeases the fbodfather greatly.....and you know what happens when I get upset......
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Joey Red
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quote:Originally posted by Fbodfather:
WHAT??!!!???? So you are telling "the don" that you don't like Bright Rally Red (that's unlike notbright joey red) (sorry, joey, couldn't resist....) and that you would rather have a yellow bird???? This displeases the fbodfather greatly.....and you know what happens when I get upset......
Goldilox!! Don't get the Fbodfather upset! That means by midnight tonight I'll have to go and sacrifice a Ricer to appease him.
quote:Originally posted by Fbodfather: WHAT??!!!???? ..........................and that you would rather have a yellow bird???? This displeases the fbodfather greatly.....and you know what happens when I get upset......
I would never disrespect the F-Bodfather.
Bright Rally Red is a wonderful color (it hides the blood), but we're still waiting for that hush gift from the family in the form of a certain yellow colored car (and I am NOT talking about a 'bird).
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Fbodfather
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quote:Originally posted by poSSum:
ChrisL is an "accident"???
Naw.....ChrisL (better known as Chrisbwwwaaa!) is a magician, of sorts....he makes things disappear for the family......usually by using merchandise that we manufacture in our "shoe" business.....
Fbodfather
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quote:Originally posted by HTWLSS:
I would never disrespect the F-Bodfather.
Bright Rally Red is a wonderful color (it hides the blood), but we're still waiting for that hush gift from the family in the form of a certain yellow colored car (and I am NOT talking about a 'bird).
....very perceptive observation about the color red....not that any of us in the family would know about that...... .....make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite, but I have family business in Columbus this weekend....with the "Orlando" family....and the "Central Ohio" gang.....gonna serve up some "Smoked Mustang" with the 302......you take care, Goldilox!
Joey Red
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quote:Originally posted by Fbodfather:
....very perceptive observation about the color red....not that any of us in the family would know about that...... .....make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite, but I have family business in Columbus this weekend....with the "Orlando" family....and the "Central Ohio" gang.....gonna serve up some "Smoked Mustang" with the 302......you take care, Goldilox!
Smoked Mustang!?? That's my favorite. MMMMMMMMM tastes like Firechicken.
quote:Originally posted by Fbodfather: ...........make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite..................
I will give them the message.....tell Lou "Short Stick" Salzano hello for me if you see him in Orlando.
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Joey Red
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quote:Originally posted by Fbodfather:
....very perceptive observation about the color red....not that any of us in the family would know about that...... .....make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite, but I have family business in Columbus this weekend....with the "Orlando" family....and the "Central Ohio" gang.....gonna serve up some "Smoked Mustang" with the 302......you take care, Goldilox!
Do you want me to send Sal "Da Buffer" Zaino over there to clean up and shine ass? I'll do that for you Fbodfather.
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