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Too funny......(scary thing is, I bet we've all had a neighbor like this).
Posts: 7198 | From: Near Portland, Oregon, USA | Registered: Feb 2000
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man that is good I have old man next door almost as good or should I say bad. LOL
Posts: 89 | From: Cedar Rapids Ia | Registered: Aug 2001
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We have a neighbour that my Wife calls ' The Junk-Yard Dog '. When he first moved in, he had a beat up old van that he never drove sitting on the grass next to his driveway. It sat there for the longest time. I kept on thinking, if he doesn't drive it and it's an eye-sore, why doesn't he just get rid of it. Anyways, one day it was gone. Yee-Haw! Now his front porch is jam packed with all sorts of things ( must have run out of room in the garage! ) and the front yard is home to two camper trailers.
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My neighbors are the ultimate idiots. He thinks he is big and bad (big maybe, bad not). Rides his Harley with no shirt on. She (400lbs & I'm being nice) thinks she is so beautiful. (So fat looks like legs have been in a hail storm) Rides on the back of the Harley in a mini skirt and tube top. (She likes to flash her t**s to truckers on the interstate). They come to our house uninvited and swim in our pool (in a mens speedo(for him) and a string bikini (for her)).
His Harley does not even sound like a Harley (a Harley is supposed to go potato, potato, potato not spud, spud, spud).
When watering his grass he holds the sprinkler instead of just sitting it in the center of the yard.
Oh, they have a Cujo dog too.
Son is a blooming idiot.
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Thats crazy. Pretty funny stuff. I'm glad he doesn't live by me. I just have all outher manner of idiot's around here.
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