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J.R. Mayer
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Two couples were playing cards one evening. John
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed that Bill's wife's legs were spread
and wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,
hit his head on the table & emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some ice.
Bill's wife followed & asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by
her boldness, John courageously admitted, well,
indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial situation as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed
interested. She tells him that since her husband,
Bill, works Friday afternoons & John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2pm
Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time at 2pm sharp & after paying her the agreed upon $500, they
went to the bedroom & closed their sexual
transaction as Sue had promised. Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm & upon
entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife answered,
"Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped beat when
her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you
$500?". In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, & after mustering up her best
poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give me $500".

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised
his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning &
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by
our house this afternoon on his way home & pay me back."

[Eek!]