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poSSum
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Sorry ... couldn't resist posting this one.

What is a cat?

Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts, and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a dog?

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable peice of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food being opened half a block away but don't hear when you are in the same room. They can look dumb and loveable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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True .......... how true [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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chrisL
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brutally true! LOL

even Robin laughed.

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Steve da Wrench
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[Big Grin] And we have 3 cats! [Big Grin]
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What women think.

If a cat strays from home it is because it was neglected by its owner.

If a dog strays, it is because it was neglected by its owner.

If a women strays it is because she was neglected at home.

If a man strays, it is because all men are no good, scum sucking pigs.

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