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A man buys several sheep intending to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of them are pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet says he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to show his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in grass instead.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So he loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes up and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take and loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes up to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods again. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No", she says. "They're all in the Landrover and one of them is beeping the horn".
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