Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a > plan for peace. So, here's one plan: > 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in > their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere again. > > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting > with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us > there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking > through holes in the fence. > > 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together > and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the > remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of > who or where they are. France would welcome them. > > 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to > 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist > nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it > yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to > anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. > > 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If > they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby. > > 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient > energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of > energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan > wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. > > 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a > barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. > > 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, > we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for > seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we > give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need > it most get very little, anyway. > > 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need > the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a > good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers. > > 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no > one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. > > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your > tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" > Robin Williams
-------------------- Kevin Kolvenbach, 2002 Sunset Orange SS (#3455), Convertible, Black top, Ebony leather, Bilstein, ASR, 6SP w/Hurst, 345HP Dual-Dual Posts: 1046 | From: Pine Bush, NY USA | Registered: Aug 2001
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that would be perfect. now, if the US gov. would actually take that into consideration. Posts: 1579 | From: Portland, OR. | Registered: May 2001
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Now that makes perfect sence. The GV would never buy into that. It dosen't even requier a lot of serious thought.They would look at this plan like this .
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