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Orange 01 SS
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Heard about this on the radio today, too!
[Eek!]

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MMMM_ERT
Am I Pete, or re-Pete?
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Another case of someone with too many dollars
and not enough sense (cents....get it...lol...I
slay me ......)
[Razz]

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Y2KSS1363
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Don't make me pull out my flames, you ... [Roll Eyes] [Razz] [Roll Eyes]

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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FireChicken
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quote:
Originally posted by MMMM_ERT:
Another case of someone with too many dollars
and not enough sense (cents....get it...lol...I
slay me ......)
[Razz]

good story, bad joke. [Big Grin]
Posts: 686 | From: Texas: Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged
MMMM_ERT
Am I Pete, or re-Pete?
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quote:
Originally posted by Y2KSS1363:
Don't make me pull out my flames, you ... [Roll Eyes] [Razz] [Roll Eyes]


You mean these?


"You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour pizz out of a boot with instructions
on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you."

Hey...I do kiss a lawyer [Eek!] .... [Razz] [Big Grin]

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Doug 97SS #1499
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Damn 182mph? Heck why not shoot for the 200mph mark. I mean damn you are almost there. But when you are a drunk fool (i say that with utmost disgust) I guess any speed feels like its fast. [Smile]
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