* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
* If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
* I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better!
* I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her.
* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
* When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
* REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S DINNER!
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I saw this one on the back of a pickup in Amarillo, Texas .............. it referred to the Texas Governor's race in 1990 between Clayton Wiliiams and Anne Richards
"Election '90 ..... What a choice ....... a nut with two boobs versus a boob with two nuts"
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Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!! Welcome to America ...now speak English
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Here are some funy ones I've seen/heard of:
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Hang up and drive!
A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.
Bosses are like diapers. Full of **** and all over your ass!
He who dies with the most toys, wins!
Impeach Clinton. And her husband.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholestrol.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
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