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Author Topic: Blonde Joke! 2002 SLP SS 1st Gear Member # 1893 posted                    A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, It's because your blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, It's because your blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.<BR! > "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?" "No Honey, Its because you're 24. -------------------- 2002 SS LE Z4C, all options plus 12 disc Cd changer,ASR,Rear defogger,A-4 Trans. SLP Options: Cm Exhaust, 345 Airbox, Bilstein, Auburn, 35 Ann mats, 35 ann rear deck mat, 35 ann car cover, portfolio, birth certificate key fobs + dash plaque, special Camaro GM Portfolio. Autographed by FBODYFATHER Scott Settlemire, SSOA & WWCA Member! Slp owners Assoc. Posts: 184 | From: Chicago,IL. | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged 35TH ED/ed 4th Gear Member # 1709 posted                       Had to pass that along. -------------------- SLP#3579 LE#1533 A pair of 35th Anny drinking chairs. Every thing else is just "Fluff" Rio Grande "Swim" Coach Posts: 3091 | From: Canton Mi. | Registered: Oct 2002  |  IP: Logged Mike2001SS 2nd Gear Member # 2088 posted                       -------------------- Willard (Mike) Scott Worldwide Camaro Club North Carolina state Rep. 2001 SS convertible with all SLP opts. Sunset Orange Neutral top Neutral leather http://community.webshots.com/user/wmss Posts: 737 | From: Siler City N.C. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged helloween 1st Gear Member # 1506 posted                    -------------------- SPEED FREAKS ANONYMOUS http://community.webshots.com/user/helloween96 Posts: 232 | From: Houston,TX | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged 2002Z4CSS "Post"er Child Member # 1393 posted                    Funny! -------------------- Current ride is: 2002 Brickyard 400 35th Anniversary LE convertible #22,SLP build# 0036,35th Anniversary Build #47 EMCC Member #234 www.emcamaro.org WCA Member #197582 MMCC Member #28 NEOCC Member #634 Posts: 5682 | From: Dearborn,Mi. | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged cytruffle 4th Gear Member # 1733 posted                    <------------doesn't get it Posts: 3236 | From: Dallas, Texas | Registered: Nov 2002  |  IP: Logged CamaroSSgal 2nd Gear Member # 1870 posted                       That was a good one!! heehee -------------------- 2000 Arctic White #0740, Ebony leather,M6,t-tops,ASR,smooth bellows,airlid,Borla 3" exhaust,Momo wheels,tint,BMR STB,corvette FRC's, Bilsteins,G2 Super Springs Posts: 290 | From: Utah | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged

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