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FireChicken
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I got tired of all the dumb people around me, so a $5 shirt from academy, and $2 letters from Hobby Lobby now give me a shirt that says what im thinking:


"Were you born stupid, or did you have to work at it?"

Gets looks and laughs from everyone who sees it.

Ive also got a few others Im planning on making, pulling sayings from friends and other places.

"Its not the heat, its the stupidity"
"I hate people"
"You can live in a car, but you cant race a house" - From SSiteMe
"I may be going to hell, but at least Im enjoying the ride" - From CaminoLS6

Any other funny shirt suggestions?

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Mark IXZD 150
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"If you can read this you are too close."
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2002Z4CSS
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Back in the mid 70's when there were stagged gas shortages I saw a bumper sticker that said "Ban Low Performance Drivers...Not High Performance Cars". I thought that was great! I have another one with an excellent saying,but can't post it here. [Big Grin]

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cytruffle
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"aren't you glad I'm not your child?"

"I'm wearing black until they invent something darker"

"innocent bystander"

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Cavy Dan
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And I always loved this one:

My lugnuts require more torque than your Honda makes.

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MMMM_ERT
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"Im a free postin fool"
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