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blkragss02
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." [Big Grin]

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sscamaro
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Bob, do you lay awake at night thinking of these?

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FireChicken
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Yes, thats funny!
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blkragss02
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quote:
Originally posted by sscamaro:
Bob, do you lay awake at night thinking of these?

No, I lay awake during the day! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Cool]

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2002Z4CSS
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That's too funny! [Big Grin]
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helloween
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good one [Big Grin]

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