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JohnS
Old Coot #2 (see DaddySS)
Member # 1073

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From one of our local newspapers on the weekend. [Big Grin]

1. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
2. Chocolate is just another snack.
3. You can wear a T-shirt at the water park.
4. The world is your urinal.
5. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
6. Wrinkles add character.
7. Wedding dress, $5,000; tux rental, $100.
8. People never stare at your chest while you're talking to them.
9. The occasional belch is practically expected.
10. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
11. One mood ALL the damn time.
12. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
13. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
14. You can open all your own jars.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
17. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
18. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
19. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
20. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
21. You almost never have strap problems in public.
22. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
23. Your don't have to shave below your belly button.
24. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
25. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
26. Best of all, you did your Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec. 24, in 45 minutes.

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2002Z4CSS
"Post"er Child
Member # 1393

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I can relate to the Christmas shopping! [Big Grin]

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Old Coyote
2nd Gear
Member # 1343

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Those make perfect sense to me [Big Grin]

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Steve da Wrench
3rd Gear
Member # 1301

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Yup. Most of those apply here [Smile]

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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

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...men...can't live with 'em.....can't live without 'em.....can't shoot 'em.....well, maybe the last one.... [Roll Eyes]

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ss_rs_z
4th Gear
Member # 1888

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LMAO......those are good. [Big Grin]

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Cavy Dan
4th Gear
Member # 1352

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Hehehe....pretty funny...though i guess i just dont fit into the slot as a 'typical guy' [Roll Eyes]

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poSSum
AutoXer
Member # 119

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What's with #23 [Confused]

Shouldn't that be "neck" ...and even that's optional. [Big Grin]

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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

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quote:
Originally posted by poSSum:
What's with #23 Shouldn't that be "neck" ...and even that's optional.

Wha'????

sooooo....I'm guessing yer not amongst these folks..... [Big Grin]

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poSSum
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Member # 119

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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by poSSum:
What's with #23 Shouldn't that be "neck" ...and even that's optional.
Wha'???? sooooo....I'm guessing yer not amongst these folks.....

Another $59.95 I can spend on Camaro mod's! [Big Grin]

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35TH ED/ed
4th Gear
Member # 1709

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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
...men...can't live with 'em.....can't live without 'em.....can't shoot 'em.....well, maybe the last one....

I guess you could shoot us and wind up with a Wonderfull Prize........20 to Life
[Razz]

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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

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quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
...men...can't live with 'em.....can't live without 'em.....can't shoot 'em.....well, maybe the last one....
I guess you could shoot us and wind up with a Wonderfull Prize........20 to Life

Yessir! Three hot meals and a bed.....can't beat that with a bat!!! [Wink]

.....and if I'd shot him, I'd be gettin' out by now.....LOL!!! [Big Grin]

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Jim Mac
Chocoholic Instigator
Member # 113

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quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
From one of our local newspapers on the weekend.

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26. Best of all, you did your Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec. 24, in 45 minutes.

Well, does 2.5 hours on December 23rd, 2003 count? [Big Grin]

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