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JohnS
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Karen sent me these. [Big Grin]

Bumper stickers for ladies (pardon the cap's)--

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN .... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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Hawkeye
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Sure - I can't believe that Karen would have
these stuck all over your Camaro!! [Eek!]

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1998 SS - Black All Options - Mods
Whisper Lid, K & N, Lou's Short Stick, Shift Light, Skip Shift, SLP Y, Borla, 4:10's, BMR STB, SLP SFCs, Granatelli MAF, Hypertech III, 160 Stat, Mallory Billet Pedals, Metco Aluminum LCAs,Fast Toys Ram Air Mod, Spohn Panhard Bar, BMR Torque Arm, free EGR mod,power antenna, BMR LCA brackets, Gentex Temp/Compass Auto Dim Mirror, AllMaxx Strobe and Wig Wag, BAER Eradispeed rotors,PPC Headers with Random Technology Hi Flow Cats, BMR Drive shaft Loop,FAST 78MM Throttle Body, FAST 78MM Composite Intake, Mobil 1 & lots of Zaino.

Wife & Best Friend Mary - copilot.
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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

My personal favorites.....! LOL!! [Wink] I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz.... [Eek!] [Razz]

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JohnS
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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz.... [Eek!] [Razz]
We know what you mean. We had to build a moat between Michigan and Ontario, just to keep those Michigan boyz away from our wives & daughters. [Big Grin]

Hawkeye: You know who's the boss at our house. Luckily she lets me keep the SS as a bumper sticker free zone. [Big Grin]
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35TH ED/ed
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz.... [Eek!] [Razz]
We know what you mean. We had to build a moat between Michigan and Ontario, just to keep those Michigan boyz away from our wives & daughters. [Big Grin]

Hawkeye: You know who's the boss at our house. Luckily she lets me keep the SS as a bumper sticker free zone. [Big Grin]
But such a small moat between Us and the Women [Big Grin]

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A pair of 35th Anny drinking chairs.
Every thing else is just "Fluff"
Rio Grande "Swim" Coach
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ss_rs_z
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quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz.... [Eek!] [Razz]
We know what you mean. We had to build a moat between Michigan and Ontario, just to keep those Michigan boyz away from our wives & daughters. [Big Grin]

Hawkeye: You know who's the boss at our house. Luckily she lets me keep the SS as a bumper sticker free zone. [Big Grin]
But such a small moat between Us and the Women [Big Grin]
You said it Ed. [Big Grin]
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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
But such a small moat between Us and the Women [Big Grin]
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
You said it Ed. [Big Grin]
HEYYYYYY....WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER???? [Mad]

*SLAP*.......*SLAP*

( [Big Grin] I love this new attitude [Big Grin] )

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ss_rs_z
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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
But such a small moat between Us and the Women [Big Grin]
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
You said it Ed. [Big Grin]
HEYYYYYY....WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER???? [Mad]

*SLAP*.......*SLAP*

( [Big Grin] I love this new attitude [Big Grin] )
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets. [Wink] [Big Grin]
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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets. [Wink] [Big Grin]
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ss_rs_z
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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets. [Wink] [Big Grin]
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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce? [Big Grin] [Razz]
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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets. [Wink] [Big Grin]
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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce? [Big Grin] [Razz]
THAT one's going to PM!!!! -

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ss_rs_z
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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets. [Wink] [Big Grin]
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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce? [Big Grin] [Razz]
THAT one's going to PM!!!! -
LMAO....... [Wink] [Razz]
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35TH ED/ed
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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets. [Wink] [Big Grin]
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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce? [Big Grin] [Razz]
THAT one's going to PM!!!! -
Is that why your mail box is full every week [Razz]

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A pair of 35th Anny drinking chairs.
Every thing else is just "Fluff"
Rio Grande "Swim" Coach
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Harry P
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Careful... All of this might lead to the best vanity plate I ever saw: on an $80,000 Jag:

"He Paid"

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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
LMAO....... [Wink] [Razz]
You WILL when you read it!! [Big Grin]

quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
Is that why your mail box is full every week [Razz]
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quote:
Originally posted by Harry P:
Careful... All of this might lead to the best vanity plate I ever saw: on an $80,000 Jag:

"He Paid"
ooooo!! I'll have to remember that one! [Wink]

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JohnS
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There was a picture in a local newspaper a couple of weeks ago showing a husband and wife's vanity plates.

One was "I EARN" and the other was "I SPEND". I'll let you guess who had each plate. [Big Grin]

[ 04. February 2004, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: JohnS ]
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ss_rs_z
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Now would I do that Ed????????? [Wink]
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