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cytruffle
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Top 10 ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer:

10: The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric key pad only goes up to six.
5. The password is Bubba.
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
And the number one reason is:
The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

[Big Grin] [Razz]

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SS_CarGuy
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Are we bored today Ms. Milli? [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

Actually that was quite hilarious! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by SS_CarGuy:
Are we bored today Ms. Milli? [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

Actually that was quite hilarious! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
Heehee!! naaaaahhhhh.....just amusing myself before the Auto Show....LOL!!! [Wink] [Razz]
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BJW
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Number 8 takes all honors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FireChicken
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Now where is Git Sum when we need someone to confirm stuff like this.... [Razz]
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CamaroSCG
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