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Author Topic: FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE THAT ENDS IT ALL!!...nfb blkragss02 3rd Gear Member # 1801 posted                       A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." -------------------- SLP OEM air-lid (painted) with Donaldson filter and CAI, GMMG Chambered exhaust,GMS 200 MPH white gauges,3.73 Rear Axle, SS grille with silver logo, 5-Spoke ZR-1 Chrome Plated Wheels, SS Front Floor Mats, Commemorative Portfolio, Custom FRC's, D Goetz signature series SFC's and STB, Gentex Mirror, Power antenna,T/A shifter handle,clear corners, 160 Therm., HPP3 and Silver SS emblems with 345 hp decals painted calipers with Camaro decal car # 10252 41U Onyx Black -1 of 174 A4 verts http://community.webshots.com/user/blkragss02 EMCC member #318 http://www.emcamaro.org/ Posts: 1118 | From: Southgate, MI | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged 2002Z4CSS "Post"er Child Member # 1393 posted                    Posts: 5682 | From: Dearborn,Mi. | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged 35TH ED/ed 4th Gear Member # 1709 posted                       Hope Millie dont read this [ 16. March 2004, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: 35TH ED/ed ] Posts: 3091 | From: Canton Mi. | Registered: Oct 2002  |  IP: Logged twobratSS 2nd Gear Member # 2180 posted                       my students thought it was funny... -------------------- Bryan & Missi Basse http://community.webshots.com/user/twobrats71 Posts: 361 | From: Rusk, Texas | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged Xsta Z 28 2nd Gear Member # 740 posted                       Heard that one - still funny though . . . -------------------- My Cars: 2000 Bright Rally Red Camaro SS Convertible 2002 Electron Metallic Blue Berger SS T-Top 2004 Silver Birch Metallic Silverado 2500HD Duramax Ext. Cab. S.B. 4x4 Click: For my Web Page or For my Photo Album When fast just isn't fast enough!! Posts: 608 | From: Schaumburg, IL | Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Opie 2nd Gear Member # 2007 posted                    Huuurahhhh!!! I know that girl... Don't ask. -------------------- 02SOMHawk374 Posts: 329 | From: michigan | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged DaddySS Old Coot.....50 going on 20 Member # 848 posted                    Posts: 3403 | From: Woodcliff Lake, NJ, USA | Registered: Dec 2000  |  IP: Logged

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