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FireChicken
11 Secret Herbs & Spices
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Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road? >

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the 'other side'. That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

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Cavy Dan
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Jim Mac
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FIRECHICKEN
To post a poll.

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SS_CarGuy
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THANK YOU........THANK YOU........THANK YOU.

This board needs to be livened up from time to time and the old FC has come thru again!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dave S
Black 2000 Camaro SS

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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by SS_CarGuy:
This board needs to be livened up from time to time and the old FC has come thru again!!!!!!!!!!!

.....so what am I??? Chopped liver??? [Big Grin]

BACK ON TOPIC: (so I don't get spanked by the Janitor......wait.....maybe I DO wanna get spanked by the Janitor....

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Those are very funny, FC!! [Smile]

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CamaroSCG
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35TH ED/ed
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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by SS_CarGuy:
This board needs to be livened up from time to time and the old FC has come thru again!!!!!!!!!!!
.....so what am I??? Chopped liver???

BACK ON TOPIC: (so I don't get spanked by the Janitor......wait.....maybe I DO wanna get spanked by the Janitor.... )

Those are very funny, FC!!

You love it Millie [Razz]

.

Thanks FC............ [Big Grin]

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FireChicken
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NP, guys, glad to be around to "mix-it-up" as is needed from time to time.

of course, chicken humor is the best humor (no offense millie, some of us are just born funny).

[Smile]

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ss_rs_z
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Those were good FC. [Cool]

Dan I like yours too. [Cool]

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