www.chirpthird.com   
my profile | directory login | search | faq | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» www.chirpthird.com » SSOA and friends » SSOA: "Back Porch" » ok........

   
Author Topic: ok........
KenC
4th Gear
Member # 189

Icon 1 posted      Profile for KenC   Author's Homepage   Email KenC         Edit/Delete Post 
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel
so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my
boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted.


happy sAturDaY eve........

[ 10. January 2004, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: KenC ]

--------------------
1997 SLP Cars:
Mine - Comp T/A #139 (sold and gone)
Mine now - Firehawk #132 (For Sale - maybe, but maybe not......)
2003 Envoy - Loaded (hers)
2004 Envoy - Loaded (mine)

o Wolf and wolfdog rescue VA contact.
o Volunteer for Full Moon Farm WolfDog Resuce , Inc. http://www.fullmoonfarm.org
Click here and visit our Home Page[/size]
.
o President: Wolfdog Rescue Resources (WRR)
http://www.renokeo.com/wrr.html

"Only the mountain has lived long enough to listen objectively to the howl of a wolf." Aldo Leopold

-
Posts: 3711 | From: Stafford, VA USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
CAMSS
Wanna see my lightning rod?
Member # 1388

Icon 1 posted      Profile for CAMSS   Email CAMSS         Edit/Delete Post 
The other one was funnier....

[Razz]

[ 10. January 2004, 05:40 PM: Message edited by: CAMSS ]
Posts: 83 | From: South Riding, VA | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged
FireChicken
11 Secret Herbs & Spices
Member # 2067

Icon 1 posted      Profile for FireChicken   Email FireChicken         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by CAMSS:
The other one was funnier....

[Razz]
Yeah, I liked it a lot better the first time I read it.

[Big Grin]
Posts: 686 | From: Texas: Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged
Happy_Dan
Forum Moderator
Member # 118

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Happy_Dan   Author's Homepage   Email Happy_Dan         Edit/Delete Post 
Please post your joke of the day in your good morning post.

[Smile]
Posts: 5946 | From: Litchfield, NH, USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
ss_rs_z
4th Gear
Member # 1888

Icon 1 posted      Profile for ss_rs_z   Email ss_rs_z         Edit/Delete Post 
That was great. Thanks for posting Ken. [Big Grin] [Cool]
Posts: 2841 | From: Westland, MI | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged
KenC
4th Gear
Member # 189

Icon 1 posted      Profile for KenC   Author's Homepage   Email KenC         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
Please post your joke of the day in your good morning post.

[Smile]
i knew it...... the power is going to his hockeyPucked head already......

-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Posts: 3711 | From: Stafford, VA USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Happy_Dan
Forum Moderator
Member # 118

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Happy_Dan   Author's Homepage   Email Happy_Dan         Edit/Delete Post 
[Smile] . No hockey pucks for a while yet?? Just starting to get movement back in my arm now. 8 weeks in a cast does wonders [Frown] .
Posts: 5946 | From: Litchfield, NH, USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
ss_rs_z
4th Gear
Member # 1888

Icon 1 posted      Profile for ss_rs_z   Email ss_rs_z         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
[Smile] . No hockey pucks for a while yet?? Just starting to get movement back in my arm now. 8 weeks in a cast does wonders [Frown] .
Ouch !!!!!! Sounds like a little therapy is in Store Dan. Sorry to hear about the arm.
Posts: 2841 | From: Westland, MI | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged
FireChicken
11 Secret Herbs & Spices
Member # 2067

Icon 1 posted      Profile for FireChicken   Email FireChicken         Edit/Delete Post 
This thread is starting to sound like a classic "Smack Friday".
Posts: 686 | From: Texas: Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged
KenC
4th Gear
Member # 189

Icon 1 posted      Profile for KenC   Author's Homepage   Email KenC         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
[Smile] . No hockey pucks for a while yet?? Just starting to get movement back in my arm now. 8 weeks in a cast does wonders [Frown] .
that outta smell real ripe......

: [Wink]

but you still have a hockeyPuckHead.......

[Big Grin]

--------------------
1997 SLP Cars:
Mine - Comp T/A #139 (sold and gone)
Mine now - Firehawk #132 (For Sale - maybe, but maybe not......)
2003 Envoy - Loaded (hers)
2004 Envoy - Loaded (mine)

o Wolf and wolfdog rescue VA contact.
o Volunteer for Full Moon Farm WolfDog Resuce , Inc. http://www.fullmoonfarm.org
Click here and visit our Home Page[/size]
.
o President: Wolfdog Rescue Resources (WRR)
http://www.renokeo.com/wrr.html

"Only the mountain has lived long enough to listen objectively to the howl of a wolf." Aldo Leopold

-
Posts: 3711 | From: Stafford, VA USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
   

   Close Topic   Feature Topic   Move Topic   Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
- Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


Contact Us | chirpthird.com | Privacy Statement

Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classic™ 6.7.0