(Sung to the melody of the "Oscar Meyer Wiener" jingle
Of jimB0, they say he does try
to satisfy sheep on the fly
His bestiality craze
A question does raise
Just how did his chia pet die?
Unlike little Bo Peep
jimB0 does not just herd sheep
instead he pursues
all eligible ewes
and jumps on them while they're sleep.
In addition to selling ham-hocks,
Of sheep, jimB0 keeps several flocks.
But a couple of ewes
Let loose the news
He wants more then wool to knit socks.
(Sung to the melody of the "Oscar Meyer Wiener" jingle
I wish I were a sheepherder like jimB0
'Cause that is what I truly want to be,
'Cause if I were a sheepherder like jimB0,
All the sheep would be afraid of me!!!
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
U day man maCaRoon!! i owe ya some brewskies!
you made my weekend already!!!
keRm
How can U tell if JimbO is Bi-sexual ??
A Sheep under one arm & a Pig under the other !
Whats the difference between JimbO & The Rolling Stones ???
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey you, get off of my cloud"
JimbO sings "Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe !!
To bad he's not here to defend himself
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[This message has been edited by KevinA (edited 25 August 2000).]
Oh give me a home,
where rams and ewes roam
and with the sheep jimB0 does play.
Where without a word,
jimB0 chases a herd.
And with every sheep has his way!
Home, home on the range!
Where sheep and jimB0 always play.
Where without a word,
jimB0 chases a herd.
And with every sheep has his way!
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
Violets are blue
And roses are red
jimB0's been seen
With sheep in his bed.
Roses are red
And blossom from bud
But jimB0's true love
Chew on their cud.
Roses are red
Sheep are pure white
They run from jimB0
Out of pure fright.
Sheep are pure white
and chew grass so green.
But what jimB0 does
To sheep is obscene.
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
Is she mad, or just plain glad that he has the sheep to well, u know. this is after all a family board so I can't post that here ??
quote:
Originally posted by KevinA:
The real question is "How does Jimbo's wife feel about this shhep stuff "Is she mad, or just plain glad that he has the sheep to well, u know. this is after all a family board so I can't post that here ??
jeannie pays no attention to this or any f body board...just emails and stuff...but if she did....she'd be roaring with laughter! i garrrrannnnteee it!!!
da b0 is pretty much king at making folks laugh and gettin da good ones in on ya....
so it could'nt happen to a more deserving fella............. maybe instead of "b0"...it should be "bAAAA"...hahahahahahahahah
k
quote:
Originally posted by KenC:
jeannie pays no attention to this or any f body board...just emails and stuff...but if she did....she'd be roaring with laughter! i garrrrannnnteee it!!!da b0 is pretty much king at making folks laugh and gettin da good ones in on ya....
so it could'nt happen to a more deserving fella............. maybe instead of "b0"...it should be "bAAAA"...hahahahahahahahah
k
ur right!
k
But that was a sham, for all of us knew
He'd murdered his Chia, to run off with a ewe.
But he didn't stop there, this remorseless liar
He bought a whole herd, to quench sheeply desire.
And so we all mourn, this poor faithful friend,
Whom, for sheeply lust, jimB0 abandoned.
The tide will turn, though, and vengeance be served,
When the sheep with their shears give him what's deserved.
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Mac:
When the sheep with their shears give him what's deserved.
quote:
Originally posted by KevinA:
Oh, now that's gonna leave a mark !!!!
Dern! Beat me to it!
ROFLMAO!!
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Mac:
Lost and forlorn on a hot summers day
It gasped it's last breath, and then passed away.
"My poor Chia's died", his owner did cry
and with crocodile tears, bid heartfelt goodbye.But that was a sham, for all of us knew
He'd murdered his Chia, to run off with a ewe.
But he didn't stop there, this remorseless liar
He bought a whole herd, to quench sheeply desire.And so we all mourn, this poor faithful friend,
Whom, for sheeply lust, jimB0 abandoned.
The tide will turn, though, and vengeance be served,
When the sheep with their shears give him what's deserved.
...so...y'all see how this guy is...comes on here this morning cowering and whimpering and whining about how bad life is and how woe is he...so you extend a little kindness and sympathy to him and when you have to go attend a meeting HE TURNS AROUND AND STABS YOU IN THE BACK (WITH A KNIFE HE BORROWED FROM YOU AND NEVER RETURNED)!!!
...hope this is a lesson to the rest of you who consider yourself to be his "friends"...HE HAS NO FRIENDS!!! ...only acquaintances who he has yet to pounce upon and carve up...
...y'all just wait...your time will come...his diabolical demented mind is turning right now...even as we speak he is reading a Dr. Zuess book and substituting one of y'alls names in there for the Cat in the Hat...
...just wait and see...
quote:
...so...y'all see how this guy is...comes on here this morning cowering and whimpering
and whining about how bad life is and how woe is he...so you extend a little kindness
and sympathy to him and when you have to go attend a meeting HE TURNS AROUND AND STABS
YOU IN THE BACK (WITH A KNIFE HE BORROWED FROM YOU AND NEVER RETURNED)!!!
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
[This message has been edited by Jim Mac (edited 01 September 2000).]
I sense a little hostility around here
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
(For those of you unfamiliar with what a haiku is, it's a Japanese poetic form.)
haiku an unrhymed Japanese poem having a fixed three-line form consisting of 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.
The flock of sheep fled
Avoiding jimB0's passion.
Denying his desire.
jimB0 took the ewe
and made slow, sweet love to it
in the grassy field.
Failing to avoid
the relief of jimB0's lust,
the sheep surrendered.
Charged with the crime,
Chia bestiality,
jimB0 stood condemned.
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
he got ya br0h!!! real good!!!
[This message has been edited by KenC (edited 07 September 2000).]
...these are actually excerpts from Jimmie Macs autobiography..."Big Mac Meets Little Bo Peeps Sheep
...I thought I recognized the verses from somewhere...all he did was add the suffix "BO" to his name to "personalize" it. Jimmie Mac is actually the Baaaaaad Boy Sheep Lover and purveyor of mutton love and ewe-phoric fantasies. That's OK Jimmie...you can come out...you're amongst friends here, and we won't even pass judgment on you...even through some of those sheep are still little baaabies...
...and it's a really good thing you don't have anything big enough to hurt them with...
quote:
Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
bogie hole!
eeeuuuuuuuuWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
eh!
quote:
Originally posted by jimb0:
Well
...and it's a really good thing you don't have anything big enough to hurt them with...
How do you know!!!!
U cheated on me!!! U huSSy!!!
quote:
Originally posted by KenC:
How do you know!!!!U cheated on me!!! U huSSy!!!
Oh jeeze - or should I say geeze? Now I really, really don't wanna know.
quote:
Originally posted by KenC:
How do you know!!!!U cheated on me!!! U huSSy!!!
...gee...I just don't know how you can say that...you're the one with the nose stuck up his (_!_)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
[This message has been edited by jimb0 (edited 07 September 2000).]
quote:
Originally posted by jimb0:
...gee...I just don't know how you can say that...you're the one with the nose stuck up his [b](_!_)[/B]
oh...help me.....sombody help me....im laughing so hard.....oh my gosh.......(falling to floor).....oh....please....dont be so jealous.........
The Happy Sheep
by jimB0
How can a sheep be happy,
unless I sate it's desire?
How can it know true pleasure
without the flame of my fire?
My purpose in life is to please
every sheep that passes my way.
They come to me out of desire
and I quench their need night and day.
Come to me, o' ram and ewe
and let me teach you true pleasure.
Just ignore my equipment
which is too small to measure.
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
I am dyin' here! ToO fUnnY youse guys . . .
ROFLMAO
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
There once was an ewe named Beth
a sheep with considerable heft
She passed away
one sad summer's day
'cause jimB0 loved her to death!
A chia pet, nameless, forlorn
whose passing we all deeply mourn.
A ram dropped a dime
on the perp for this crime:
a molester of sheep in Melbourne.
The chia from jimB0's abode,
was found dead on the side of the road.
Abandoned for sheep
it's owner did keep
to sleep with and keep his lawn mowed.
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
quote:
A chia left out in the cold
Was to a surf rat duly sold
To feed to the sheep
The owner did keep
For purposes best left untold!
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
...sniff sniff...
I LUV YOU MAN...
quote:No, you can't have my Bud Lite!
Originally posted by jimB0:
I LUV YOU MAN...
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
[This message has been edited by Jim Mac (edited 01 November 2000).]
Sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy:
jimB0 Surf Rat had a sheep
he bathed and groomed and fe-e-ed
dressed it in a pink ted-dy
and took it to his be-ed.
O-o-oh, jimB0 liked to love his sheep
he liked to keep them clo-ose
dressed them in a pink ted-dy
while wearing pantyhose.
...and JIM...you are seriously possessed...
...the two of you need to be seriously assessed...
...before we see you on the 5 o'clock news...
...in a bell tower...
...arguing with each other...
...surrounded by the SWAT team and those nice men in the those starched white coats...
...I can see the headlines now...
quote:
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the barn
The sheep were all quaking, filled with alarmThe cows and the pigs were all tucked in the hay
Assured of their rest; not required to play.When what to sheep's horrified eyes should appear
But jimB0 unclothed, his lust in high gear.He was stringy and tan, like any surf rat
And he liked his sheep wooly, big, plump and fat.Adroitly he mounted the first ewe he could reach
And rode her to ground, like a wave to the beachFrom sheep to sheep, with each had his way.
And left each exhausted, too tired to strayAt last, fully sated, he rose from the floor,
And, giving a wink, he walked out the doorThey heard him exclaim, as he walked out of view,
"You tell the police, you'll be mutton stew!"
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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108
Thanks for opening it up again Art.
quote:
Originally posted by Hawkeye:
Ah! maybe this will divert attention from
my off road adventure.Thanks for opening it up again Art.
...the lot of you...
DITTO THIS!!!
(x!_)
Surely you can do better than that my friend!
quote:
Originally posted by jimb0:
ne'erdowells......the lot of you...
DITTO THIS!!!
[b](x!_)[/B]
