"I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker," the foreman thought to himself,
so he made up a test hoping that the New Yorker wouldn't be able to answer
the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into
an argument.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9." "Without numbiz?" the New Yorker says. "Dat's
easy," and proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks
"Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine." "Fair enough,"
says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same rules, but this
time the number is 99." The New Yorker stares into space for a while, then
picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each
tree. "Dare ya go," he says. The boss scratches his head and says, "How on
earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So
it's dirty tree, 'n dirty tree, 'n dirty tree. Dat's 99." The boss is
getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says,

"Alright, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
Mr. New York stares into space again, then he picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Dare ya go. A
hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think
that represents a hundred." The New Yorker leans forward and points to the
marks at the tree bases, and says,

"A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now you've got dirty
tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, which makes
one hundred. When do I start?"

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Scott 97 SS #0676 CFFB #01
Red, A4, T-tops, Dk Gray Leather, PEG2 Options
SLP Options:
Performance Exhaust !CONE
Torsen Differential,
Oil Cooler, Floor Mats, Key Fobs, SS Car Cover
Modifications:
K&N Air Filter, Air Foil,
Hotchkis STB, MSD 6AL Ignition,
LG Motorsports Valve Cover Breather,
MBA "SS" Throttle Body Plate,
MBA 75mm MAF,
"Filter Mag" Oil Filter Magnet,
NGK TR55VX Platinum Plugs,
LT4 Knock Module,
SLP Subframe Connectors (Welded On),
SLP LCA's & Panhard Rod w/PST Polygraphite Bushings,
SLP ATM,
1LE Driveshaft,
1LE Bellows,
Mobil 1 (Green Cap),
Zaino

'97 Camaro SS #0676
 

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chrisL
00 Hawk 295 - NBM, Hurst, Bilstein, Auburn, SLP spoiler, Chrome, Syntec, Lou's Short Stick, SLP !CAGS, BMR STB