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Posted by Grumpy (Member # 752) on :
 
The politically correct
TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (author unknown)

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult,
monogamous relationship gave to me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and...

ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Good Kwanzaa... Oh, heck! Happy Holiday!!!!

*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with a
suggestion that your have a thoroughly adequate day.

Merry Christmas ALL!!!

[This message has been edited by Grumpy (edited 12 December 2000).]
 


Posted by OLD GUY (Member # 221) on :
 
Clever and creative...

OG
 


Posted by MaryandRalph (Member # 244) on :
 
Grumpy, nice one! you and LeeZ have a great holiday.

Ralph

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