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Posted by HotWheelSS aka HTWLSS (Member # 117) on :

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.

Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

Man: "Hello?"

Her: "Honey, It's me."

Man: "Sugar!"

Her: "Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Her: "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

Man: "What's the price?"

Her: "Only $1,500.00"

Man: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

Her: "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price .... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

Man: "What price did he quote you?"
Her: "Only $60,000..."

Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Her: "Great!, before we hang up, something else..."

Man: "What?"

Her: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year .. it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

Man: "How much are they asking?"

Her: "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

Man: "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

Her: "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
Man: "Bye... I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding
the phone and asks to all those present:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Posted by Happy_Dan (Member # 118) on :

So that's where my phone went to.

Posted by jimb0 (Member # 176) on :

teeheeheeheehee...

Posted by OLD GUY (Member # 221) on :

That's cute Car Chick...

We get at least five calls a day from people asking for Am Trac ticket reservations. Even when we answer the phone clearly using our company name, they STILL ask, "how much does a ticket cost..."

When our receptionist has had enough, she sends the caller to ME. I have all kinds of fun...

Posted by HotWheelSS aka HTWLSS (Member # 117) on :

We're one digit off of a local motel and another digit off of a local roofing company.

When the motel posted an ad with a typo in the phone # (it ended up our #, of course) we got phone calls at all hours. It was quite frustrating.

When people mis-dial for the roofing company, we get employees leaving messages on our voice mail telling the boss they're not coming in to work, sick, trading days with someone, etc......it's just too funny.

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Cetera (Teri) Heino
1999 SS #0069 and everything else.

Posted by KevinA (Member # 139) on :

Our old phone # used to be one off of the American heart Association. Boy did we have a lot of fun with that one. One day my sister answered the phone 2 times in a row, it was the same person lookinf for the local AMA. She kept telling them she had the wrong number. When it wrang again, she said " AMA, thump thump, thump thump."

They never called back

quote:
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
We're one digit off of a local motel and another digit off of a local roofing company.
When the motel posted an ad with a typo in the phone # (it ended up our #, of course) we got phone calls at all hours. It was quite frustrating.
When people mis-dial for the roofing company, we get employees leaving messages on our voice mail telling the boss they're not coming in to work, sick, trading days with someone, etc......it's just too funny.

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