Five men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
One was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, the fourth was a computer tech, and the fifth was a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty incredible.
But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and commanded... "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge,took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was more than a little impressive.
The computer tech knew he could top them all. "Hard Drive, have at it."
Hard Drive crossed the room and booted the computer, checked for viruses, upgraded the operating system, sent an email, and installed a cool new game. Everyone knew that was a tough act to follow.
Then the four men turned to the government worker and said, "What can YOUR dog do?"
The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff, Boy."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, erased all the files on the computer, sexually assaulted the other four dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for a six-month sick leave.
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Posted by SS2513 (Member # 545) on :
LMAO!!!!
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Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :
You gotta email that to KenC.
I enjoyed it!!
Posted by BlueBoy (Member # 702) on :
I think that dog is a gold mine...where do I get one like it?
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Posted by B00SS (Member # 847) on :
That's nothing. SSnarly do your stuff.
::B00SS's dog, SSnarly, runs to the garage, breaks out the Mobil1, climbs under the car, drains the oil, refills with exactly five and a half quarts, cranks up the car, races around the neighborhood, finds a Mustang races and beats it, on the way back home picks up a six pack and delivers five out of the six back to his master.::
[This message has been edited by B00SS (edited 22 January 2001).]
Posted by Jim Mac (Member # 113) on :
Ummmmm.......is Coffee Break one of Ken's co-workers?
