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Posted by HotWheelSS aka HTWLSS (Member # 117) on :

The Outhouse

Maw is outside hanging up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen.

Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw."

Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothing wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw says, "Yes, there is, Paw. Put your head down in the hole"

Paw says, "I ain't putting my head in that there hole!"

Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!"

Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya), and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole, Paw."

Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW!! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it, Paw?"

Posted by poSSum (Member # 119) on :

LOL

Posted by Happy_Dan (Member # 118) on :

ROTFLMAO!

You know the seat cover is ALWAYS down here!! In both bathrooms!

Posted by NBM98SS (Member # 186) on :

Hey Terri,

Its a submarine out in the back of Dans house not a OUTHOUSE. hahaha

Posted by KevinA (Member # 139) on :

Roflmao, where's that picture whe I need it!

quote:
Originally posted by NBM98SS:
Hey Terri,
Its a submarine out in the back of Dans house not a OUTHOUSE. hahaha

Posted by Happy_Dan (Member # 118) on :

I'll have to take a picture of it now. It is a stealth submarine buried in the snow!

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