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Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :

A big city Democratic lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and
> dropped a bird, but it fell into a republican farmer's field on the other
> side of a fence.
>
> As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
> tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot
a
> duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it." The
> old
> farmer replied. "This is my property,and you are not coming over here."
>
> The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
U.S.
> and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything
you
> own."
>
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things
> in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three
Kick
> Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer
> replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three
> times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
>
> The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
he
> could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
> The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
> city
> feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the
> lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped
> the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the
> farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
>
> The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet
and
> said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."
>
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
>
>

Posted by Happy_Dan (Member # 118) on :

Is Old Guy a republican??

Very good Hawkeye. Did you know there is software program to help you with formatting when you cut and paste?? Ha ha and it's only US$25.00 right now!

Thanks, that was a good one to end my day on.
Hope you and the clan are all well!

Posted by poSSum (Member # 119) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:

Very good Hawkeye. Did you know there is software program to help you with formatting when you cut and paste?? Ha ha and it's only US$25.00 right now!

Old Guy has probably settled more than one dispute that way

textSOAP works great! Look. Did you get it Dan?

A big city Democratic lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a republican farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property,and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :

I just downloaded the trial version. I'll try to use it later.

thanks Art.

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