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Posted by jimb0 (Member # 176) on 15 February, 2001 12:31 PM:

Two elderly women were out driving in a Cadillac Sedan deVille, both barely tall enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us."

Mildred turned to her and cried, "Oh sh#t!!! Am I driving?"

Posted by Bill 97 SS#1422 (Member # 253) on 15 February, 2001 12:37 PM:

Good one!

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Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on 15 February, 2001 01:01 PM:

Isn't that about 1/2 the drivers on the road in the sunshine state?

Seems that way whenever I go down there.

Posted by jimb0 (Member # 176) on 15 February, 2001 01:30 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Hawkeye:
Isn't that about 1/2 the drivers on the road in the sunshine state?
Seems that way whenever I go down there.

...pretty close to it...

...and pretty close to half are these...

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