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Posted by KevinA (Member # 139) on :
 
Fire engines are red.
Newspapers are read too.
Two times two makes four.
Three times four makes twelve.
There are twelve inches in a foot.
A foot is also a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was also a ship.
Ships sail on the ocean.
Fish swim in the ocean.
Fish have fins.
The Finnes fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire Engines are always a-rushin'...
THAT'S why fire engines are red!
 
Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :
 
well here's a question - why are our fire
engines yellow?


 


Posted by 2K1SunsetSS (Member # 854) on :
 
Because Canadians are weird.

eh

Tom
 


Posted by NBM98SS (Member # 186) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Hawkeye:
well here's a question - why are our fire
engines yellow?



You can see them better in "SNOW"
 


Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :
 
Almost right - The University of Windsor Engineering school did a study (like they needed one) that found that yellow was the most visable colour - so therefor our fire engines are now yellow.
 
Posted by KevinA (Member # 139) on :
 
taxis are yellow
flowers are yellow too
girls like flowers
men like girls
men wear cologne
cologne is similar to perfume
perfume smells good
mom's are good
mom's are good drivers
mom's are always yellin
taxi drivers are always a yellin
so a taxi is yellow
 
Posted by Joe #6172 (Member # 550) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by NBM98SS:


You can see them better in "SNOW"


Oh yea Paul? What if the snow is yellow?
 


Posted by HTWLSS (Member # 117) on :
 
If the snow is yellow.........DON'T eat it.
 
Posted by NBM98SS (Member # 186) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Joe #6172:

Oh yea Paul? What if the snow is yellow?


Joe....... LOL
 


Posted by DanA_F99_1977 (Member # 118) on :
 
Kevin is suffering daddy disease!
 
Posted by XLR8NSS (Member # 1065) on :
 
Only in Canada is the word color spelled colour, aye?
 
Posted by P. R. Warnke (Member # 728) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
If the snow is yellow.........DON'T eat it.

Yeah, throw it at a Ford.


 




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