GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD > > > > Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery > > > > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. > > > > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > > > > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. > > > > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > > > > I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. > > > > If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? > > > > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. > > > > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > > > > Corduroy pillows are making headlines. > > > > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? > > > > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. > > > > Banning the bra was a big flop. > > > > Sea captains don't like crew cuts. > > > > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > > > > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over > > platter. > > > > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > > > > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. > > > > Without geometry, life is pointless. > > > > When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination. > > > > Condoms should be used on every conceivable > > occasion. > > > > Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. > > > > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. > > > > Alarms: What an octopus is. > > > > Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes. > > > > Dockyard: A physician's garden. > > > > Incongruous: Where bills are passed. > > > > Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston. > > > > Oboe: An English tramp. > > > > Pasteurize: Too far to see. > > > > Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose. > > > > Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.
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Those are excellent - thanks! Posted by JohnS (Member # 1073) on :
Posted by MaryandRalph (Member # 244) on :
Never heard of most of those, good one! Posted by Buddy (Member # 1698) on :
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