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Posted by RagSS (Member # 1127) on 06 May, 2003 10:36 AM:
 
OMG ~~ TOO FUNNY !!!!!
> >
> >Thought this would get your day off with a good laugh � �
> >
> >It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was
> >topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
> >hypnotist do his stuff.
> >As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage
> >hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be
> >put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of
> >theaudience."
> >The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> >antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye
> >on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It¹s been in my
> >family for six generations.
> >He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
> >chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
> >The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,light
> >gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
> >followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the
> >hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
> >pieces.
> >
> >
> > "Sh_t" said the hypnotist.
> >
> >
> >>>KEEP SCROLLING
> >>>
> >>>>
>
> > It took three weeks to clean up the theater.

[ 06. May 2003, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: RagSS ]
 

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Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on 06 May, 2003 11:05 AM:
 

 

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Posted by HTWLSS (Member # 117) on 06 May, 2003 11:55 AM:
 
*Groan*
 

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Posted by MMMM_ERT (Member # 1599) on 06 May, 2003 01:06 PM:
 
Funny!
 

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Posted by DaddySS (Member # 848) on 06 May, 2003 05:21 PM:
 

 

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Posted by helloween (Member # 1506) on 06 May, 2003 06:38 PM:
 
That was alot of effort. For such a small bump.
 

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Posted by Joey Red (Member # 550) on 07 May, 2003 08:25 AM:
 
Stocks in Scott Tissue rose sharply that day.
 

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Posted by DanPazich (Member # 1352) on 07 May, 2003 09:18 AM:
 
lol...good one joey

Oh and if it was Scott brand tissue, Kimberly-Clark Corporation's stock would have rose (d&r)
 

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Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on 07 May, 2003 09:30 AM:
 

 

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