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Posted by blkragss02 (Member # 1801) on :

1. "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

2. "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

3. "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

4. "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

5. "Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive."

6. "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

7. "Earth ... the Insane Asylum for the Universe."

8. "NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine."

9. "I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."

10. "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

11. "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

12. "God must love stupid people. He made so MANY of them!"

13. "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

14. "It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you!"

15. "I took an IQ test, and the results were negative."

16. "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

17. "Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

18. "That's it! I'm calling Nana!" (as seen on an 8-year old).

19. "Wrinkled ... was NOT one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up."

20. "Procrastinate ... NOW."

21. "Rehab is for quitters."

22. "My dog can lick anyone!"

23. "I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?"

24. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt).

25. "Finally 21 ... and legally able to do everything I've been doing since I was 15."

26. "Arkansas: One million people and fifteen last names."

27. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

28. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN. Need I say more?"

29. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."

30. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."

31. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

32. "They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

33. "He who dies with the most toys ... is nonetheless dead."

34. "Time is fun when you're having flies." ... Kermit the Frog.

35. "FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."

36. "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH."

37. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig."

38 "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back
20 years."

39. "The trouble with life is there's no background music."

40. "The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson."

41. "MOP AND GLOW - The floor wax used by the Three Mile Island cleanup team." [Big Grin]

Posted by Old Coyote (Member # 1343) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by Rhode Island Red (Member # 220) on :

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

now that is a good one !! [Big Grin]

Posted by westell (Member # 2034) on :

"Your car is neither FAST, nor Furious" [Big Grin]

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