A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
Funny! Posted by JohnS (Member # 1073) on :
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
Good One.
Posted by KenC (Member # 189) on :
huh?
Posted by SS_CarGuy (Member # 2065) on :
I guess she could have asked if it was plugged in too! Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
.....i don't get it..... Posted by Jana (Member # 2029) on :
lol. pretty funny. Posted by DarkSde (Member # 2012) on :
one more for y'all.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" the blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
LMAO......now that is a classic. Posted by helloween (Member # 1506) on :
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Good One.
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