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Posted by Krista (Member # 1904) on :
 
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
 

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Posted by HTWLSS (Member # 117) on :
 

 

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
 
ROFLMBO...................That is certainly the way to go..........LOL.
 

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Posted by SSGus (Member # 1897) on :
 
Thats Great!
Mind if I put it on my web-site?

 

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Posted by Big A (Member # 1761) on :
 
Thats Great
 

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Posted by 67&02 (Member # 1570) on :
 
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Posted by BadRag (Member # 1566) on :
 
Good one..

BadRag
 

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Posted by helloween (Member # 1506) on :
 

 

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Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
 
That is great!
 

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Posted by poSSum (Member # 119) on :
 

 

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Posted by Krista (Member # 1904) on :
 
Feel free to disseminate the info as you see fit.
 

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Posted by NATESS (Member # 982) on :
 
that is too funny.
 

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Posted by 02SS1LE (Member # 2085) on :
 
That was crazy ! Thanks for sharing.
 

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Posted by SSGus (Member # 1897) on :
 

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Originally posted by Krista:
Feel free to disseminate the info as you see fit.

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OK I did
http://www.gusvette.com/Speeding.htm
if you wish to view it
Thanks,
Gus
 

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