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Posted by Krista (Member # 1904) on :
 
A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one
lifeline left. The next question will give you the million dollars if
you get it right...but if you get it wrong, you will drop back to
$32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll give it a try."

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is
it...
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
"Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."

Barbara: "It's a cuckoo."

Regis: "You're sure? You can walk with the $500,000 or play on for the
million."

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo."

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Absolutely!"

Regis: "Barbara...you had $500,000 and you said, C - Cuckoo.
Well...you're right!
You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Here is your check. You have been
a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands
together for Barbara."

That night Barbara calls her friend, Carol, and they go to a local bar
for a celebration drink. As they are sipping their champagne, Carol
turns to Barbara and asks, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the
cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"

"It was so simple," Barbara replied, "Everybody knows that cuckoos live
in clocks."
 

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Posted by Macky (Member # 1427) on :
 

 

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Posted by KenC (Member # 189) on :
 
they do live in clocks~!





 

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Posted by poSSum (Member # 119) on :
 

 

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Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
 
Funny!
 

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Posted by SS_CarGuy (Member # 2065) on :
 
I would have never guessed that Cuckoos lived in clocks......what a smart blonde!
 

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
 
LOL......good one.
 

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Posted by Brian's 01 SS (Member # 1499) on :
 
I LOVE IT....lol, lol, lol
 

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Posted by helloween (Member # 1506) on :
 

 

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