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Posted by blkragss02 (Member # 1801) on :
 
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very `smart` cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; his two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
 

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
 
LOL....that was good.
 

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Posted by T TOPSS (Member # 1674) on :
 
WOW..I'm cryin!!!!!!!
 

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Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :
 

 

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Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :
 
Had to email that
 

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Posted by Old Coyote (Member # 1343) on :
 
.......... that's classic .............. what a hoot
 

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Posted by GiT (Member # 1819) on :
 

 

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Posted by 67&02 (Member # 1570) on :
 

 

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Posted by SS_CarGuy (Member # 2065) on :
 


 

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Posted by DanPazich (Member # 1352) on :
 
LMAO...that was awesome!!!

 

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Posted by Leadfut (Member # 1375) on :
 
LMAO That was great. Had to e-mail it to friends.
 

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Posted by Dave2002SS (Member # 1912) on :
 
Thats how the cookie crumbles........
 

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Posted by NATESS (Member # 982) on :
 
LMAO!!!
 

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Posted by DaddySS (Member # 848) on :
 

 

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Posted by Bill 97 SS #1422 (Member # 1182) on :
 
I cant believe I didnt hear about this before, I work at a funeral home and usaly hear about all the deaths first!
 

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Posted by BadRag (Member # 1566) on :
 
Oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles!

BadRag
 

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Posted by pg318 (Member # 1810) on :
 

 

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Posted by HR Y2KSS (Member # 598) on :
 
God, I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
 
She can cook for me anytime.
 

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