I saw this post and thought I would share it with you all... some good ones in here. Read on.
You might be a ricer if...
*Your spoiler is higher than the roof of your car.
*Your exhaust sounds like an elephant fart.
*A softball will fit inside of your exhaust tip.
*You think performance stickers will actually increase your cars horse power.
*You think that your 115 hp 4 banger is faster than a 300 hp V8 just because you added a Nuespeed sticker.
*Your wheels stick out past your fenders.
*Your car makes less than 175 hp, and has racing stripes.
*You consider a K&N filter & a big exhaust tip to be major modifications.
*You lie to your friends about winning a race (when you actually lost).
*You think Honda's are the fastest cars around.
*You can't see out of your back window because of all the stickers.
*You rev your tiny engine every time you see a Mustang or F-Body.
*You tell everyone that your car is fast, but you know its' really a slow P.O.S.
*Your car has performance stickers, but doesn't actually have the parts that the stickers are advertising.
*You brag that your car makes 90 HP per liter (when its only a freakin' 1.3 liter engine).
*You will not race a V8 powered car unless the owner is willing disconnect 4 sparkplug wires.
*You brag about not using nitrous when your car has another type of power adder (i.e. turbo, supercharger).
*You have a "Powered By *Anything*" sticker on your windshield.
*You tell your friends that you smoked a big V8 powered Domestic (but you don't mention the fact that it was a school bus).
*YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS.
Posted by 02SS1LE (Member # 2085) on :
Good one Chief !
I'll be showing this list at work tomorrow.
Thanks ! Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
Funny!!! True!!! Posted by DanPazich (Member # 1352) on :
Hehe..pretty good...here are some more I have:
- you need a yardstick to measure your spoiler. - you've ever used a blue magic marker to color your headlight bulbs. - you recorded a neighbor's corvette revving, and you play the tape full blast at redlights. - weedeaters chase you down trying to mate with your car. - you think red and yellow match. - you have japanese stickers on your VW/neon/cavalier,etc. - you think timeslips are what you get when you clock out at mcdonald's. - neighborhood strays sleep in your exhaust tips. - your air filter drags the ground (i.e. iceman). - you have a kia with numbers shoe-polished on the windows. - you have no hood on your car. - you could only afford a half pint of PPG chromallusion flip-flop pearl, so you just had the hood sprayed. - you have stick on hood pins. - you have stick on anything. - you have primered ground effects and a painted car. - you have 2 or more shades of primer on your car. - you try to race in bumper to bumper traffic. - you think mustangs are fast. - you come to the track with a carbon fiber hood, alloy tuner wheels, no bumpers, only a plastic driver's seat, but a 300 pound speaker box in the hatchback. - you have a zigzag antenna. - you think people like your car and they don't. - you think plastic intercoolers on a hyundai fools anyone. - you have $2000 Ground FX and a $200 car. - you spray paint your hood black to make it look like carbon fiber. - your wheels hang out 6 to 12 inch from your wheel wells. - those wheels are 6 to 8 inch in diameter w/ gold and chrome plated. - you cut your springs. - you lean so far to the left that you can look our your back window and your chin rest on the door. - you put fake badges on your car. - you think economy cars are the ****. - your car's panel are all different colors from add-ons. - you have Japanese/Korean lettering all over your car. - you put Lamborghini style doors on you CIVIC. - you have V-TEC on your Ford Escort, Neon, and Cavalier. - your windshield banner is so big you can only see just over the steering wheel. - the inside of your car glows so bright at night that you look like your are all green or blue. - you have the word VTEC in bold letters and Higlighted. - you think VTEC is fast. - you have 14" inch rims - you have a spoiler longer than your car's length. - you here farting noises comming from your exhust. - you pump up your speakers to overcome the noise of your exhust. - you have a disco club inside your car. - you think HP stands for Honda Prelude. - you have a boost guage mounted in your car and no turbo. - your exhaust pipe is bigger than your house. - anything extra you put on your car is worth more than the car itself. - your spoiler is taller than your car when its on the ground. - your Tach will gauge more than twice as much rpm as your engine will produce - you mount ground effects with woodscrews - you make ground effects with sheet aluminum - your F1 style spoiler is more adjustable than your seat - you have chrome wheel covers with built in fake cross-drilled rotors - you have NOS on your windsheild, but not on your engine - you have Mugen stickers, but no Honda/Acura - you use badging off of a completely different make of car on your car - you have so many flourescent colors on your car it glows in the dark - you colored in your accessories with a magic marker - your interior is totally yellow or totally red - you have stickers larger than your side window - you have a large sticker of a japanease cartoon character prominantly placed on your car. - you put your automatic car in neutral and roll back at lights to make it look like you have a manual. - when you shop for an exhaust system for you car, you bring a Folgers can with you to compare size. - your mod list includes stickers for 20 aftermarket companies, but the only "performance" part you have on your car is that 5in Autometer tach. - your lighted 5in autometetach isn'y really hooked up (but the backlight is) - you have an SAFC hooked up to your carbureted Toyota Corolla
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