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Posted by Xsta Z 28 (Member # 740) on :

Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, Bull**** and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!!!

[Big Grin]

[ 29. October 2003, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Xsta Z 28 ]

Posted by gauSSian (Member # 2027) on :

one cannot argue with mathematical proofs. [Wink]

[ 29. October 2003, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: gauSSian ]

Posted by Jim Mac (Member # 113) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Xsta Z 28:
.........

While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, Bull**** and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!!!

Man, I have seen quantative proof of this theorem way too many times here at work.

Posted by NATESS (Member # 982) on :

Well then, i have obviously working too hard and not giving enough B.S. or kissing Ass. [Razz]

hey, if you are Goofing off, you are also working at peak efficiency at 100%. [Big Grin]

[ 29. October 2003, 05:03 PM: Message edited by: NATESS ]

Posted by DaddySS (Member # 848) on :

[Big Grin]

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