Originally posted by cytruffle:
.....um.....where does Bdub go to school?
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.....and what is his first name?? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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It's all very clinical. Take no offense
quote:AHHHHHH! 2 daughters, not good not good bad study go away... I've been reduced to a basket case again!
Originally posted by Hawkeye:
Well.....I have a wife....but - I also have
3 daughters.............hmmmmmm!
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The Amazing Banana After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at the Banana in
the same way again!! Doctors - Home Remedy
If you want a quick fix for flagging energy levels there's no better snack
than a banana. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and
glucose - combined with fiber a banana gives an instant, sustained and
substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas
provide enough energy for a strenuous 90 minute workout. No wonder the
banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But
energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help
overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions
making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people
suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana.
This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the
body converts into serotonin known to make you relax, improve your mood
and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Anemia: High in iron,
bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so
helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium
yet low in salt making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so,
the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry
to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of
blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middles) school were helped
through their
exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid
to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium packed
fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milk shake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,
while the
milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heart burn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so if you
suffer from heart burn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the
affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria
found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and
crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most
obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded
that, to avoid panic induced food cravings, we need to control our blood
sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to
keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw
fruit that can be eaten without distress in over chronicler cases. It also
neutralizes over acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of
the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling' fruit
that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant
mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure
their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because
they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they
contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the
body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat,
sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we
are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, there by reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high potassium banana
snack.
Strokes: According to research in 'The New England Journal of Medicine'
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want to kill
off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the
yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or
surgical tape!
So you see a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and
iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in
potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to
change
that well know phrase so that we say, "A Banana a day keeps the doctor
away!"
.....and what is his first name??
quote:North Carolina....Brandon
Originally posted by cytruffle:
.....um.....where does Bdub go to school?
quote:You never hear of hookers with breast cancer. Maybe this is why?
Originally posted by Joey Red:
Then Hookers must have PHD in this.
quote:Dont start thinking to ahead for my bachelor party........
Originally posted by Joey Red:
Then Hookers must have PHD in this.
quote:.....and he said one time that the "dub" stood for "W".....naaaaaahhhhhh......couldn't be......could it???
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
quote:North Carolina....Brandon
Originally posted by cytruffle:
.....um.....where does Bdub go to school?
quote:We're going to end up finding
Originally posted by Bello SS:
quote:Dont start thinking to ahead for my bachelor party........
Originally posted by Joey Red:
Then Hookers must have PHD in this.
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the cure!!!
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quote:I bet youre the type of person who would tell your little brother or sister there's no Santa Claus!
Originally posted by DanPazich:
Sorry to bust anyone's balls (no pun intended):
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
"This article was a spoof by Brandon Williamson, a junior at North Carolina State University (NCSU), who mocked it up to look like a genuine CNN.com article and made it available on the web through his NCSU account in September 2003."
Notice the webpage??
quote:I
Originally posted by chrisL:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanPazich:
[qb] Sorry to bust anyone's balls (no pun intended):
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
"This article was a spoof by Brandon Williamson, a junior at North Carolina State University (NCSU), who mocked it up to look like a genuine CNN.com article and made it available on the web through his NCSU account in September 2003."
Notice the webpage??
quote:Geez it took you guys that long to figure it out.... after the first paragraph my BS detector was pegged at max.... you can't BS a BS'er.... Just try clicking a link and its no good.... As they say if its to good to be true.....
Originally posted by DanPazich:
Sorry to bust anyone's balls (no pun intended):
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
"This article was a spoof by Brandon Williamson, a junior at North Carolina State University (NCSU), who mocked it up to look like a genuine CNN.com article and made it available on the web through his NCSU account in September 2003."
Notice the webpage??
