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Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 
Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter
morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of
the street, so the snowplough can get through.
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again,
when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must
park..........." then the electric power goes out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says,"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the plough can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage this time?"

[Big Grin] [Razz] [Wink]
 
Posted by JohnS (Member # 1073) on :
 
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] Eh!
 
Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :
 
I would watch it Hawkeye is in Your part of the country [Big Grin] [Razz]
 
Posted by MaryandRalph (Member # 244) on :
 
good one!
 
Posted by poSSum (Member # 119) on :
 
My blonde and I just had a great laugh!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by 30thSSNerd (Member # 2155) on :
 
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] Har Har!!!
 
Posted by HTWLSS (Member # 117) on :
 
Groan!
 
Posted by WayneSS01 (Member # 734) on :
 
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
Groan!

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit

Can Steve relate to this??? [Big Grin] hahaha!!! j/k, Teri!!! [Wink] [Smile] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by HTWLSS (Member # 117) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
Groan!

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit

Can Steve relate to this??? [Big Grin] hahaha!!! j/k, Teri!!! [Wink] [Smile] [Big Grin]

I hope not!
 


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