Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white But I fought the temptation With all of my might.
Tossing and turning With anticipation The thought of a snack Became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door And gazed at the fridge, Full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey And buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, Beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling So plump and so round, 'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, Floating into the sky With a mouthful of pudding And a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell As I soared past the trees.... Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes 'n gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious May your pies take the prize, May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs.
May your Thanksgiving be blessed!! Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on 25 November, 2003 06:46 AM:
I could taste the turkey already!
Posted by Steve da Wrench (Member # 1301) on 25 November, 2003 10:10 AM:
I like that! Makin' me hungry already Posted by CamaroSSgal (Member # 1870) on 25 November, 2003 11:40 AM:
Mmmmmmmm...turkey and stuffing.....hot rolls....mmmmmm
Cute poem!! Posted by mhayman (Member # 146) on 25 November, 2003 11:47 AM:
Not fair making us hungry when it's 2 days away!
Here's one of my favorites:
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on 25 November, 2003 11:54 AM: