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Posted by blkragss02 (Member # 1801) on :
 
THREE MEN--ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY--WERE SITTING NAKED IN
A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT
HIM QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," HE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM
TO HIS EAR. WHEN HE FINISHED, HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I
HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HE DECIDED
HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING
FROM HIS BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM.
THE HILLBILLY FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX
 

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Posted by wickman43 (Member # 2003) on :
 

 

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Posted by BadRag (Member # 1566) on :
 
LMAO!!!!

BadRag
 

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Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 
ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! ....funny, but ewwwwwwwwww!!!


 

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