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Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 
For all who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of the old artists have
re-released their greatest hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Carly Simon - "You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

The Beatles - "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

Steely Dan - "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"

Credence Clearwater Revival - "Bad Prune a-Rising"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who - "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"



[ 23. December 2003, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: cytruffle ]
 

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Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :
 

 

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Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
 
Very funny! I needed that,well except for the kidney stones that I know all to well! Those are not funny!
 

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Posted by blkragss02 (Member # 1801) on :
 
Funny ones, Cy!
 

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Posted by FireChicken (Member # 2067) on :
 
Funny thing is, Im 24, and I not only know all those artists and the songs, but I can sing em too!
 

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Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 

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Originally posted by FireChicken:
Funny thing is, Im 24, and I not only know all those artists and the songs, but I can sing em too!

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That's why they are called "classics".....right on up there with Mozart and Tchaikovsky!!
 

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
 

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Originally posted by FireChicken:
Funny thing is, Im 24, and I not only know all those artists and the songs, but I can sing em too!

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It shows the longevity of these artists and the impact they made.
 

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