Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin' even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, While upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, I went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox. Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name: "Now Dillard's, now Broadway's, now Penny's and Sears Here's Robinson's, Levitz's and Target's and Mervyn's. To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall, Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all!"
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work. He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk. He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road, Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer, "ENJOY WHAT YOU BOUGHT.......
YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
LMAO............hit it right on the money. Posted by Mike2001SS (Member # 2088) on :
Yep been there and done that but happy to say not a single charge for Christmas this year or last Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
I didn't use my charge at all this year on presents as I had to use it for big charges getting my Tahoe fixed and paid that odd earlier this month.
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Yep been there and done that but happy to say not a single charge for Christmas this year or last ![[Wink]](wink.gif)