The following quiz consists of 4 simple questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
DUHHHHHHHHH I missed somesting. LMAO
Posted by Orange 01 SS (Member # 1700) on :
1. A giraffe won't fit in a refigerator.
2. If you are saying the refrigerator is big enough for a giraffe, hell, you could stick an elephant in there too. Why not?
3. Just because there is a conference doesn't mean all the animals will be there. Maybe the horses have a deadline and need to work. Maybe the chickens opted out because last year one of them was eaten by a fox.
4. If the stream is inhabited by crocidiles, they are inhabiting the stream. If they are attending the conference, the stream is currently uninhabited.
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
quote:Originally posted by Orange 01 SS: 1. A giraffe won't fit in a refigerator.
2. If you are saying the refrigerator is big enough for a giraffe, hell, you could stick an elephant in there too. Why not?
3. Just because there is a conference doesn't mean all the animals will be there. Maybe the horses have a deadline and need to work. Maybe the chickens opted out because last year one of them was eaten by a fox.
4. If the stream is inhabited by crocidiles, they are inhabiting the stream. If they are attending the conference, the stream is currently uninhabited.
LMAO!!!! You must be a consultant!!! Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
You guys are waaaaaaaaaaaay to smart for this "worker".
WOWZERS I just noticed I am over 1500 posts.
[ 02. January 2004, 12:00 PM: Message edited by: ss_rs_z ]
Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :
quote:Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:Originally posted by Orange 01 SS: 1. A giraffe won't fit in a refigerator.
2. If you are saying the refrigerator is big enough for a giraffe, hell, you could stick an elephant in there too. Why not?
3. Just because there is a conference doesn't mean all the animals will be there. Maybe the horses have a deadline and need to work. Maybe the chickens opted out because last year one of them was eaten by a fox.
4. If the stream is inhabited by crocidiles, they are inhabiting the stream. If they are attending the conference, the stream is currently uninhabited.
LMAO!!!! You must be a consultant!!!
Sounds like a "Professional Consultant" to me Posted by Old Coyote (Member # 1343) on :
OK Milli ............. I once read that 50% of all the teachers in the DISD couldn't pass a 9th grade aptitude test ............. now I know why
[ 02. January 2004, 12:28 PM: Message edited by: Old Coyote ]
Posted by 01ss87iroc (Member # 1763) on :
LMAO. cytruffle & ss_rs_z, great sig pics. Sweet....
[ 02. January 2004, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: 01ss87iroc ]
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
quote:Originally posted by ss_rs_z: WOWZERS I just noticed I am over 1500 posts.
Guess that makes you a "Professional" post-ho!!! Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
quote:Originally posted by Old Coyote: OK Milli ............. I once read that 50% of all the teachers in the DISD couldn't pass a 9th grade aptitude test ............. now I know why
Read my "scathing" response on Addict!! j/k!
Posted by Brian's 01 SS (Member # 1499) on :
LOL LOL LOL
[ 02. January 2004, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Brian's 01 SS ]
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
quote:Originally posted by 01ss87iroc: LMAO. cytruffle & ss_rs_z, great sig pics. Sweet....
Thank you very much!!! Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
quote:Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:Originally posted by ss_rs_z: WOWZERS I just noticed I am over 1500 posts.
Guess that makes you a "Professional" post-ho!!!
LMAO.......I think it must...........and I like it. Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
quote:Originally posted by 01ss87iroc: LMAO. cytruffle & ss_rs_z, great sig pics. Sweet....
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