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Posted by KenC (Member # 189) on :
 
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel
so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my
boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted.


happy sAturDaY eve........

[ 10. January 2004, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: KenC ]
 

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Posted by CAMSS (Member # 1388) on :
 
The other one was funnier....



[ 10. January 2004, 05:40 PM: Message edited by: CAMSS ]
 

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Posted by FireChicken (Member # 2067) on :
 

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Originally posted by CAMSS:
The other one was funnier....

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Yeah, I liked it a lot better the first time I read it.


 

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Posted by DanA_F99_1977 (Member # 118) on :
 
Please post your joke of the day in your good morning post.


 

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
 
That was great. Thanks for posting Ken.
 

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Posted by KenC (Member # 189) on :
 

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Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
Please post your joke of the day in your good morning post.

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i knew it...... the power is going to his hockeyPucked head already......








 

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Posted by DanA_F99_1977 (Member # 118) on :
 
. No hockey pucks for a while yet?? Just starting to get movement back in my arm now. 8 weeks in a cast does wonders .
 

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
 

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Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
. No hockey pucks for a while yet?? Just starting to get movement back in my arm now. 8 weeks in a cast does wonders .

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Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
. No hockey pucks for a while yet?? Just starting to get movement back in my arm now. 8 weeks in a cast does wonders .

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that outta smell real ripe......

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but you still have a hockeyPuckHead.......


 

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