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Posted by poSSum (Member # 119) on :
Canadian Temperature Guide
50* Fahrenheit (10* C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.
35* Fahrenheit (1.6* C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32* Fahrenheit (0* C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.
0* Fahrenheit (-17.9* C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season. (not true, we BBQ all year ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
)
-60* Fahrenheit (-51* C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.
-100* Fahrenheit (-73* C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.
-173* Fahrenheit (-114* C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
- 460* Fahrenheit (-273* C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying, "Cold eh?"
- 500* Fahrenheit (-295* C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs finally win Stanley Cup!
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
That's GREAT!!! Y'all must be a different species!! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
LMAO.........those are fantastic.
Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :
'cept for that crack about the Leafs!
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
quote:
Originally posted by Hawkeye:
'cept for that crack about the Leafs!
Hang in there Brian.........Toronto will get it soon.
Posted by JohnS (Member # 1073) on :
Pass the mustard & the relish. I think the hamburgs are done.
Posted by FireChicken (Member # 2067) on :
sweet!
Of course, in Texas, we rarely get below 40 F, so it really is bbq weather all year round!
Posted by 30thSSNerd (Member # 2155) on :
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
quote:
Originally posted by FireChicken:
sweet!
Of course, in Texas, we rarely get below 40 F, so it really is bbq weather all year round!
....and our alcohol never freezes!!! LMAO!!! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :
quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
Pass the mustard & the relish. I think the hamburgs are done.
What no Steaks ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by RagSS (Member # 1127) on :
Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :
quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
Pass the mustard & the relish. I think the hamburgs are done.
What no Steaks
I agree Ed.
Posted by Harry (Member # 1834) on :
Below
68* Fahrenheit (20* C)
I don't drive with the top down anymore ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
[ 19. January 2004, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Harry ]
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